Costingtons Manager: Okay, people, we need to cook up a new holiday for the summer. Something with gifts, cards, assorted gougeables.
Costingtons Woman: How about something religious? We had great penetration last spring with Christmas Two.
Costingtons Man: Oh, I know. Spendover, like Passover, less talk, more presents.
[Everyone starts talking at once]
Costingtons Manager: No, no, no! No, it’s gotta be warm and fuzzy. Some like, um, “Love Day”, but not so lame.
[cut to the Simpsons home several days later]
Marge Simpson: Happy Love Day, everyone!
Lisa Simpson: Come on, Mom, The stores just invented this holiday to make money.
Homer Simpson: Lisa, don’t you ruin another Love Day.
Gotta Love the Simpsons!
Since we missed Valentines Day, Matt and I had Love Day on Monday. He bought me chocolate and even watched a chick flick with me. What a great man! Sad to say the movie was a bust, dont ever watch Nights in Rodanthe... such a waste of time!
3 comments:
Corinne,
I love your pictures of our special trip to Utah. We will always remember Grandpa Harvey. Love you forever!
Mom
Matt bought chocolates and watched a chick flick!! I think Matt must love Corinne a bunch.
LOVE IT! I'm sorry to here about your grandpa let me know if I can do anything for you! I know this is kind of random but do you think that maybe you could spread the word about the March of Dimes that I am doing? I have never done something like this before so I need all the help that I can get. If you are going to be here in May you should def. do it with me.
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